March 27, 2003
To: Virginia Rail Express riders
As you may have noticed, there are a handful of tables distributed throughout each rail car. Contrary to what many of you seem to think, these tables do not exist to hold your fat-laden arms. They are for people with reading material, writing implements, or food. When you occupy them despite the availability of other seats, and without any of the three aforementioned items, you reveal that you have no sense of Other. Speaking on behalf of all Other, let me say that we detest you with a white burning hatred that knows no quenching.
Have a nice day.
Posted by Woodlief on March 27, 2003 at 12:43 PM
Posted by: Chaos Overlord at April 7, 2003 4:42 PM
Great, now I've got that damn song stuck in my head.
V-R-E to Metro,
Move your fat as-ss
to another see-eat
Posted by: The Comedian at April 25, 2003 1:03 AM