The American Bar Association has announced that al Qaeda terrorists should be afforded the same rights as America citizens. In other words, the people who want to cut your throat and drape a burkha over the Statue of Liberty (I'm talking about the terrorists here, not the lawyers), according to the ABA, deserve the protections of the Constitution they want to burn. The Wall Street Journal, by the way, smacks the ABA around pretty good for this one.

Lawyers. Can't live with 'em, can't legally shoot them all and dump their bodies in a landfill.

Not without a Constitutional amendment, anyway. And those are hard to get.