Drop the Celery, Fat Boy
The health Nazis are at it again. Click here to take a test that will determine whether you are obese according to new federal standards.
What's the point of these ridiculously high standards, you ask? Simple -- it's part of an effort to manufacture concern over an obesity "epidemic" that can only be solved by 84 federal programs and higher taxes on corn chips.
Well here's my response to Big Brother. You can have my pork fritter when you pry it from my cold, dead, corpulent hands.
Posted by Woodlief on March 28, 2002 at 10:14 AM
