June 20, 2008
The End Times
Occasionally I'll see a woman driving with her rear-view mirror turned cockeyed, so she can do her make-up, or generally just keep an eye on the Wonder of Herself. But today I saw a guy (I'll not apply the word man to this creature) driving with his mirror twisted leftward. He was working on his eyebrows with one of those personal trimmers.
I am not making this up.
I almost dragged him out of his car at the stoplight and beat him to death with my Johnny Cash CD case. Then I remembered that on my better days I aspire to be something approximating a Christian. Only later did I recall that there is something, I am almost certain, in Leviticus that would have condoned my impulse.
But the point is, this is what we have come to: a grown man, grooming his eyebrows in traffic, using his rear-view mirror. In Wichita. Lord, have mercy.
Posted by Woodlief on June 20, 2008 at 07:07 AM
hehehehehe. I just read this to my husband and he laughed out loud. He says, and I agree, hehehe that your assessment is priceless and that you should be president.
Posted by: chronicler at June 20, 2008 10:33 AM
So you're saying I should THANK my husband for refusing to wax his back? (I mean, if the need should ever arise...)
Posted by: Testosterhome at June 23, 2008 2:43 PM
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